All I’m going to say here is this:
That’s right–I said fish bat.
Put that in the same category as ginger butt plug and you’ll know what I mean. I’m really not too comfortable with going into all the details (as few as there are at this point)>
So I’ll say it again:
Fish bat. Or, maybe, today’s headline:
Boy Gets Beat With Fish Bat and Suffers Only Minor Injuries